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Whether you are a player or a
fan, football season naturally calls for first aid.
Injuries, hangovers, and indigestion often
punctuate the memory of a good game.
Not surprisingly, when you are
holding the opponent at the five yard line, or
hauling coolers and canopies into the grove,
bruises happen. No topical remedy heals a bruise or
contusion faster than arnica. Arnica is the anti-inflammatory extract of a small white flower
native to Europe. It is available locally as an
oil, ointment, gel, and cream.
It is one of the ingredients in
Aveda's Beautifying Oil which is great for
puffiness and irritated skin. Sore muscles, tired
feet, achy joints, blisters, and bug bites are also
no problem for arnica. It could be the perfect gift
for your favorite football player.
Although it speeds healing
tremendously, arnica should not be used on cuts and
open wounds. Instead try a Chinese herbal salve
called Dr. Chi's whole skin ointment. Open wounds
heal as fast as Deuce McAllister on a roll. Sesame
oil and a type of yam give this salve an odor like
peanut butter. But don't let the innocent scent
fool you. This remedy is powerful.
Another unparalleled patented
Chinese remedy for swelling, bruises, and bleeding
injuries is Yunnan Paiyao. These capsules would be
the Archie Manning of Asian remedies. They
accelerate a much broader range of healing. Ancient
doctors considered it to be more valuable than
gold!
A book endorsed by the Dalai
Lama titled Asian Health Secrets states,
"Traditional Chinese medicine offers nothing less
than a miracle drug for wounds, pain, and
hemorrhage. Yunnan Paiyao, unlike Western pain
drugs, does not turn off pain centers in the brain,
but facilitates circulat ion, bringing oxygen
to the injury. It thus forges the body's natural
defenses. Considering the $2.7 billion that
Americans pay yearly for painkillers, any help
would be a miracle."
"...It quite effectively heals
not only gunshot wounds but open cuts and any kind
of surgery. It reduces recovery time for surgery by
half [at least] because it mends injured
blood vessels. Yunnan Paiyao does not interfere
with Western sedative drugs, so it can be used the
same day as surgery. By immediately activating
blood circulation, it helps resolve bleeding, pain,
and swelling. It heals oozing wounds and damaged
blood vessels, while expelling pus and
counteracting toxins."
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It is also indicated for
dissolving blood clots, and easing pain caused by
arthritis, rheumatism, headaches, and tight
muscles. This versatile healer can be used
internally or externally for everything from
nosebleeds and ulcers to hemorrhoids and angina. In
addition, Yunnan Paiyao minimizes scarring.
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If this all sounds too foreign,
remember that cayenne pepper, a familiar
circulatory herb, also possesses similar abilities.
Pour it onto a bleeding cut, for an unforgettable
experiment. The bleeding will stop and no scab will
form. Rinse it off. You can then remain active and
even get the wound wet and it won't start bleeding
again. But cayenne will sting like fire while its
working. Tienchi won't.
The principle ingredient in
Yunnan Paiyao is the powdered root of Panax
notoginseng called Tienchi. A sweet instant tea
named Essence of Tienchi Flowers bears an anti-
¼inflammatory action suitable for "bilious liver
symptoms" such as headaches and nausea. So Tienchi
can be useful for excessive alcohol consumption and
hangovers.
Milk thistle has earned the
title "the liver herb" for its amazing ability to
detoxify and protect the liver. If you like to
drink alcohol, you'll love this one.
However, when a hangover leaves
you feeling as though you met headlong with Todd
Wade, you may want to try a Chinese herb called Fo
Ti (aka: Ho she wu, He shou wu, or Polygonum
Multiflorum). This herb assists in the regulation
of blood sugar highs and lows. Renowned as a
longevity tonic affecting blood, liver, and
kidneys, Fo Ti is used to treat dizziness, blurred
vision, and weak lower back and knees.
For acid indigestion have you
tried baking soda? It is an old remedy. Saltine
(soda) crackers can have a similar effect. I prefer
a strong fennel tea for definitive relief. But
Kudzu root starch, which also comes in capsules,
is an easy to tote natural remedy.
All types of nausea are swiftly
settled by ginger. So ginger ale, ginger candy, or
ginger capsules can be added to your football
smorgasbord for good measure. You never know when
you may be carsick, or the one tending a sick drunk
at a game. In my experience ginger capsules have
worked best for acute dizziness and
nausea.
Emergen C fizzie powders will
settle your stomach and give you a lift without
caffeine. They provide 1000 mgs of vitamin C along
with B vitamins. Just add water. Or if you are an
Alka Seltzer loyalist, add Emergen C for extra
relief. Hotty Totty!
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